I am not a fan of weeding. I like being outside in the garden in every other capacity. Weeding is like picking a fight with the slow, violent and mean kids in junior high — miserable, prickly and entirely unnecessary. Alas, this new non-desert environment is host to many a weed. I’m pretty sure I’ve got nearly all varieties of the natives thriving in my yard.
I spent no fewer than five hours the first week in this house outside weeding. Not reading. Not planting seeds, or mowing the lawn or staring at the bees going in and out of the giant tree. Nope. Five hours pulling up handfuls of noxious plants that made my hands itchy, contemplating solutions that didn’t require a fire. Often it doesn’t matter how long you spend in the garden, there’s always more that needs to be done. After spending five hours pulling up weeds, my friend decided to tell me about a lawn care service that she decided to use to maintain her garden whilst she was at work. As much as we all like being in our gardens, having someone to deal with the upkeep of it sounds amazing!
Anyway, I have a long strip of rocks between the lawn and my drive. The lawn, the flower beds and the entire backyard were full of prickly, poky, annoyances when I moved. Recognizing my limitations in patience, time and energy, I decided to conquer just that strip of rocks with a bit of recycling gardening.
If you are building a garden bed, this can also be called lasagna gardening. Start with one giant cardboard box you care to recycle.
Add a box cutter, a couple package of $3 garden stakes, several bags of mulch and a fair amount of elbow grease.
Place the cardboard down first — which will biodegrade with rain and time providing a layer of compost — over the weeds and desired area.
Add mulch. (Or if creating a garden bed, add soil, more cardboard, more carbon, rise and repeat layers.)
Voila — the inability for those pesky weeds to return/continue growing. The are stuck under Cardboardland, where they do not pass go. Do not collect $200. And do not continue to multiply like hillbilly bunny rabbits.
And if for whatever reason you have the ability and energy to continue — mow the lawn. My vote? Lawns are dumb. A dumb waste of space and way, way too much physical exertion for too little gain. My permanent front yard will be permaculture and will not, under any circumstances, require a mower.